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Show/wedding/scene stealer. Bowtie=+10 charm

Posted by Christian Ver on 17th Jul 2013

This is the first bowtie I have ever owned and it steals the show every time.

I have 4 weddings to attend during the summer of 2013. I have rocked this bowtie at 2 of the 3 weddings and it has stolen the show everytime.

Anyone who rocks a bowtie and see's a wooden bowtie immediately becomes inferior.

3 specific scenes
1st wedding: As I approach the mic to say a few words the host, a friend who saw my 3-piece vintage suit and wooden bowtie says into the mic "And here comes Christian...who's wooden bowtie puts my bowtie to shame..."

1st wedding part 2: As I return to my seat after my session on the mic the wedding photographer approaches me and says

Alex Knight:"May I take a few self portrait shots of you?"
Me: "Umm...sure."

*follows her*
Alex Knight: "I must say, in all the weddings and events I have shot I have never seen anything quite like your bowtie."

Wedding 2:
Friend: "Is that a wooden bowtie?"
Me: "Why yes it is."
Friend: *to fiance*"Conor we need to get wooden bowtie for all our groomsmen."

*As I walk to the wedding buffet line a girl waves me down to her table*
Girl: "Hey you."
Me: "Hi there, how you doin'?"
Girl: "What kind of bowtie is that?
Me: "Ah this....is a wooden bowtie."
Girl: "May I?" *Reaches to touch it*
Me: "Of course."
Girl: *touches and feels* Ok..everyone...I just want you guys to see the awesomeness of this guys bowtie."